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Saturday, March 13, 2010

FBI's Top 20 Homicides of the Year 1996 crime jokes & lingro

FBI's Top 20 Homicides of the Year 1996

Every year the FBI is asked to investigate over 36.000 serious crimes including homicides. Every year the Homicide Investigations Unit puts out its "Top 20 Homicides of the Year" This is the list of year 1996

Julia Smeeth, 20 years old, was killed by her brother Michael because she talked on the phone too long. Michael clubbed his sister to death with a cordless phone, then stabbed her several times with the broken arial.

Javier Halos, 27 years old, was killed by his landlord for failing to pay his rent for 8 years (yes, 8 years). The landlord Kirk Weston clubbed the victim to death with a toilet seat after he realised just how long it had been since Mr. Halos paid his rent.

Meegan Fri, 44 years old, was killed by 14 state troopers after she wandered onto a live firing, fake town simulation. Seeing the troopers all walking slow down the street Meegan Fri had jumped out in front of them and yelled "Boo!" The troopers, thinking she was a pop up target fired 67 shots between them, over 40 of them hitting their target. "She just looked like a very real looking target," one of the troopers stated in his report.

Louis Zaragoza, 68 years old, was killed as he prepared to drive to work. Lee Zaragoza had been plotting to kill him for over a year, and had cut the brakes on his car 4 times previously. On this attempt Lee was just about to cut the brakes again when Louis snuck up behind her, he grabbed her and spun her around, as he did she lost her footing and stumbled into him, stabbing him in the lower ventrical of the heart, killing him instantly.

Fiona Given, 17 years old, was killed by a "Hit Man" hired by her ex-boyfriend after she broke off their relationship. The "Hit Man" was promised to be paid $500,000 for the task. The "Hit Man" killed the boyfirend after he found out that a 16-year-old high school student, whose father was in jail for rape, and mother worked as an ironing lady didn't have access to $500,000.

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